i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius
Working in cosmetics, I have gotten used to hearing people complain about their looks. They apologize to me about their looks. I was phoning people the other day, promoting our gala, asking people if they’d would like a free makeover. So many people replied with the joke “There’s no hope for this…